Hello

So, fuck you and you and you, but You’re cool.  This will be interesting.  Maybe.

George Carlin died……. shit.  Anyone who gets to play a cardinal with blessed golf clubs and creates “Buddy Jesus” makes me jealous.

Do gay guys have a better fashion sense?  No, just better bodies.

Are you going to live forever?  Doubt it.

Do babies come from storks?  Maybe

Are religions cults?  Yes

So if you read all of that, there’s probably a resounding ? above your head instead of a light bulb.  Let me flick your switch to on.  George Carlin, Gay, Eternal, Baby, Jesus.  At least I think he’d laugh and make something like that.  What would happen if Jesus were gay?  I mean you’ve seen the way he flicks his wrist, and always has such glowing flowing hair.  Who else other than a gay male could turn a dull party into a wine binging hump fest?  Then again, who am I to judge?  As a rum swilling straight male, would I be ostracized by gay baby Jesus, or would he love and accept me tenderly.  *Le Sigh.  If spirituality were confined to such limits as jesus, buddah, allah, vishnu, odin, aliens, or spaghetti monsters we’d all be segregated, blind followers of internal faiths.  I mean war would rage, people would hate their fellow man because of obscure differences and in whole the world would be full of outrageous pissing contests.  I’m just glad to know we live in such a harmonious and wondrous world where our fellow man appreciates each other, and our deities love and except everyone of us regardless of our own harmless beliefs.

If you made it to this line, congrats.  You’ve survived, and here is the crux of my post.  Congrats Tiffany, continue to think for yourself.  Don’t give up on faith in “something”, because “it” is out there however you wish to see it or not see it.  In short, don’t give up on yourself.

Kisses,

This Guy